MonsterMe™ Onesie

Say goodbye to the blanket that ends up on the floor. MonsterMe™ is the big-mouth monster onesie that keeps them warm, cozy and giggling all evening. Warm enough for the coldest night, easy enough for every night, and silly enough that they'll ask to put it on.

A Blanket They Can't Kick Off - With a Face

You've tucked the blanket back in for the fifth time this movie. You've picked the sweater up off the floor again. You've heard "I'm cold" two minutes after "I'm too hot".

MonsterMe™ changes everything. It's a soft plush onesie that works like a wearable blanket - arms, legs and a big cozy hood, so the warm stays on when they wriggle. And because the hood is a goofy big-mouth monster with googly eyes and wild hair, nobody has to be talked into wearing it.

No blanket on the floor. No "I'm cold". Just warm, giggly kids on the couch.

The Evening They'll Actually Remember

You've bought the toy that got played with twice. The outfit worn for one photo. The thing that was a big deal for a weekend.

This one is different for a simple reason: it happens to them. They pull the hood down, walk in very slowly, and the whole room loses it. Then they comb their monster hair, flop on the couch and stay there, warm, until the credits.

That's what you're paying for. Not a onesie - the walk into the room.

It's warm, so in a heated room the hood comes off first.

No batteries. No setup. Just a monster on the couch.

The Night Everyone Wants to Be Home For

Sound familiar? Everyone's home, everyone's on a different screen, and nobody's in the same room.

Then one kid comes down in a monster onesie and suddenly everyone wants one. Get the matching grown-up size and it's four monsters on one couch, one bowl of popcorn and one giant comb getting passed around. Grandparents ask for the photo.

Try it for 90 days. If it doesn't fit, if it isn't cozy, if they just won't wear it, send it back and we'll refund you.

Movie nights. Lazy weekends. Everyone warm.

Why Parents Love MonsterMe™ Onesies

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Like a Blanket They Can Walk Around In

Soft, warm plush from the hood down, so the cozy goes wherever they go - no blanket on the floor, no tucking them back in.

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Cozy and Silly at the Same Time

Googly eyes, giant lips and wild hair on the hood - nobody has to be talked into wearing it.

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Matching Kids & Grown-Up Sizes

Four colors in kids and grown-up sizes, so the whole family can match on the couch.

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Made for Movie Night

Hood back, popcorn out, everyone settled in - no sweaters, no blankets, no "I'm cold".

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A Giant Comb in Every Box

The oversized comb is half the fun - kids fluff their monster hair and it gets funnier every time.

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They Can See Where They're Going

Hood all the way down for the full monster, tipped back so their face peeks out of the big mouth.

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Dress-Up Ready Too

Works for dress-up and school onesie day as well - one piece, nothing to lose.

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The Gift They Live In

Birthdays, grandkids, the one who's always cold - it comes out of the box and doesn't come off.

What Parents Say

Excellent 4.78 / 5

I bought three for my grandkids, ages 6, 9 and 11, after my daughter sent me a video of one. Now they come down in them after dinner and pile onto the couch together like a heap of laundry with googly eyes. My daughter sends me a photo most nights. I sized up for the 11-year-old after reading about the short legs and that was the right call.

Linda M.
Our house is cold and my daughter refuses to keep a blanket on. This fixed it. She puts it on after school and it stays on through dinner and a movie. Only gripe is it's really warm, so when we visit my mom, who keeps the heat cranked, the hood comes off within ten minutes.

Jessica R.
My daughter talked me into the adult one so we would match. I'm on the tall side and went one size up, and the legs still land a little above my ankles, which honestly makes it funnier. Friday movie night is now two monsters on the couch and one very confused dog. I've stopped pretending I don't like it.

Marcus T.
I'll admit I didn't get the appeal. My 8-year-old had been asking for weeks after seeing them online, so I gave in. She practically lives in it after school now. The giant comb is what got her. She fluffs the monster hair and talks to us through the mouth like a puppet. Three weeks in, I get it.

Amanda K.
Got the purple one for my 13-year-old, who is cold all the time and too cool for most things. She wears it on the couch every weekend with the hood tipped back. Heads up that it arrives squashed flat from the packing, so give it a good shake and brush the hair out before you hand it over. Ten minutes and it was fully fluffed.

Rachel P.
Bought the green one for my niece's 7th birthday. She put it on right over her party dress and refused to take it off for the rest of the party. My sister texted me two weeks later. It's still the first thing she grabs when she gets home and the house is cold. Easiest gift I've ever picked.

Dana W.

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The answers parents want before they buy

It's cut roomy in the body and short in the leg on purpose, so the legs land just above the ankle. Pick by height: tap Size chart just above the bundle options. Between sizes or tall for their age? Size up. Grown-ups over 5'7": the largest sizes fit in the body, but the legs land mid-shin. Not sure? Message us before you order and we'll help you pick.

Yes, through the big mouth - not the eyes. With the hood all the way down it's the full monster face. Tip it back and their face peeks out of the mouth, which is how most kids wear it on the couch. The googly eyes are just for looks.

The onesie and one giant comb. No shoes or slippers. It arrives packed flat, so give it a good shake and a quick brush with the comb and the hair fluffs right up.

Yes - it's soft plush from the hood down and works like a wearable blanket, so it's made for chilly evenings on the couch. In a heated room they'll probably want the hood back or off.

Cold, gentle cycle, then hang it to dry so the fur and hair stay fluffy. A quick brush with the comb afterwards brings the hair back.

It's made for ages 3 and up. The googly eyes are small parts, so check they're secure before each wear, and keep it away from babies and toddlers.

Absolutely. The big-mouth monster hood works for dress-up and school onesie day, and it's one piece, so there's nothing to lose.

You get a 90-day risk-free trial. If it doesn't fit, isn't cozy, or they just won't wear it, send it back and we'll refund you.